My husband and I have this concept called a "cat story" cats have rather short attention spans (for things like stories, and words) so cat stories are very short and to the the point.
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My husband and I have this concept called a "cat story" cats have rather short attention spans (for things like stories, and words) so cat stories are very short. Here is a very popular "scary" cat story:
"and then they ATE the kitty"
That's the whole story. It's very popular to tell around a fire while camping. Here is another "cat story"
"So the kitty ate them ALL."
This is a more positive story, obviously.
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My husband and I have this concept called a "cat story" cats have rather short attention spans (for things like stories, and words) so cat stories are very short. Here is a very popular "scary" cat story:
"and then they ATE the kitty"
That's the whole story. It's very popular to tell around a fire while camping. Here is another "cat story"
"So the kitty ate them ALL."
This is a more positive story, obviously.
"But there was NO food left!"
Another horror story.
"So they petted her FOREVER."
And another popular happy one.
Lastly for the more sophisticated fans of cat literature.
"But it was a PILL."
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"But there was NO food left!"
Another horror story.
"So they petted her FOREVER."
And another popular happy one.
Lastly for the more sophisticated fans of cat literature.
"But it was a PILL."
@futurebird I got WET!
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@futurebird I got WET!
This one is too scary.
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My husband and I have this concept called a "cat story" cats have rather short attention spans (for things like stories, and words) so cat stories are very short. Here is a very popular "scary" cat story:
"and then they ATE the kitty"
That's the whole story. It's very popular to tell around a fire while camping. Here is another "cat story"
"So the kitty ate them ALL."
This is a more positive story, obviously.
YT annoys me with AI-generated spam but a few channels of people who actually have a cat are still fun.
Speaking of short cat stories.
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YT annoys me with AI-generated spam but a few channels of people who actually have a cat are still fun.
Speaking of short cat stories.
How are cats even real?
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My husband and I have this concept called a "cat story" cats have rather short attention spans (for things like stories, and words) so cat stories are very short. Here is a very popular "scary" cat story:
"and then they ATE the kitty"
That's the whole story. It's very popular to tell around a fire while camping. Here is another "cat story"
"So the kitty ate them ALL."
This is a more positive story, obviously.
@futurebird “but cucumber”
Cat humor sounds like hearing the punch line and then realizing what happened 70ms earlier
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"But there was NO food left!"
Another horror story.
"So they petted her FOREVER."
And another popular happy one.
Lastly for the more sophisticated fans of cat literature.
"But it was a PILL."
@futurebird “they picked her up and CUDDLED her”
Could go either way, cats are fickle things. -
@futurebird “they picked her up and CUDDLED her”
Could go either way, cats are fickle things.@futurebird “I caught a BUG”
“I caught the RED DOT, but then it was GONE!” -
@futurebird “I caught a BUG”
“I caught the RED DOT, but then it was GONE!”“I caught the RED DOT, but then it was GONE!”
This one is what passes for a cryptid story for cats.
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“I caught the RED DOT, but then it was GONE!”
This one is what passes for a cryptid story for cats.
@futurebird “so, I’m standing on the nice rug, barfing—you get it—and they fucking YELL at me!”
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@futurebird “so, I’m standing on the nice rug, barfing—you get it—and they fucking YELL at me!”
Here is a famous longer literary work for more sophisticated cats who want to ponder the contradictory nature of existence:
"They must give cute kitty everything." Includes head kiss.
MUCH to think about here.
