This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.
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This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.
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This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.
@futurebird The Internet has let me down.
I was *sure* there would be a picture of a pair of appropriately spaced Puffball Mushrooms wearing a sexy bra.
But... somehow... none.
In fact I can't find any puffballs wearing any clothing.
That disappoints me greatly.
How, in the whole history of the Internet, has no one *ever* found a pair of puffball mushroom globes on their lawn some morning and decided they needed to be dressed and photographed?
I thought I knew the Internet. Such a lapse.
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@futurebird The Internet has let me down.
I was *sure* there would be a picture of a pair of appropriately spaced Puffball Mushrooms wearing a sexy bra.
But... somehow... none.
In fact I can't find any puffballs wearing any clothing.
That disappoints me greatly.
How, in the whole history of the Internet, has no one *ever* found a pair of puffball mushroom globes on their lawn some morning and decided they needed to be dressed and photographed?
I thought I knew the Internet. Such a lapse.
I think this is how one "finds a calling"
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I think this is how one "finds a calling"
@futurebird @stevenaleach Here, I can help with the raw material
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@futurebird @stevenaleach Here, I can help with the raw material
Um. On THIS Christian server we require a CW for this kind of content, or at least a tasteful blur.
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Um. On THIS Christian server we require a CW for this kind of content, or at least a tasteful blur.
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I don't know why I didn't anticipate this thread ending up like this.
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This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.
@futurebird
"You succeed. The fungus puffs out a cloud of spores. During the next long rest, you find that you cannot lay still. You are compelled to climb to the top of the highest tree in the vicinity. Your head explodes, blanketing the rest of the party with spores.Everyone roll new characters, please."
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@futurebird
"You succeed. The fungus puffs out a cloud of spores. During the next long rest, you find that you cannot lay still. You are compelled to climb to the top of the highest tree in the vicinity. Your head explodes, blanketing the rest of the party with spores.Everyone roll new characters, please."
"Aw come on why did it get me again this time? I'm never the one who tries to seduce the fungus."

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This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.
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oh no no no do not like where this is going at all