Wait untill you see my America enchanted gauntlet.  Yeah this was an actual real thing developed by the OSS during WW2, primarily for assasinations, the Sedgley Glove Gun. One side is a plunger trigger, the other side is a one shot .38 cal gun. ... It pretty much just is a glove with a gun duct taped to it, it was used in Inglorious Basterds, and also real life, it literally is just punch someone in the head and also shoot them in the head at the same time.

_bonk_ - **BANG!**

He gotta have something in case he runs out of mana

I mean yes, but also, most (all?) glocks eject to the right, so.... thats another problem here, the staff iself is gonna block case ejection, even if the action could cycle, in the depicted configuration.

That gets sampled in the song All Paladins Are Bastards https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8

I got a Potion of Resist Arrest! https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8

Walking ~~stick~~ glock.

True enough! A stick with a Y in it just under the trigger guard would be the ticket. Also just laughing at the idea that you smack the end of the staff on the ground to shoot.

LOL, a new take on the phrase 'boom stick'. Yeah this here's my America enchanted staff... she's a slam-fire.

That's Ralph Bakshi


Ooh, even better. Ash is always the answer, good one, friend.

Avada Kedavra = AK 47

There's an animated movie from the 70s I think called "Wizard". This post reminded me of the end of the movie,

There is a game called "trigger witch" that is based entirely on this concept

I cast "bust a cap".

Glocking stick?

Harry Dresden would like you to return his staff.

*Ahem* it is a **Blasting** R9d

> See that little stream — we could walk to it in two minutes. It took the British a month to walk to it — a whole empire walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And another empire walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, leaving the dead like a million bloody rugs. No Europeans will ever do that again in this generation.” > “Why, they’ve only just quit over in Turkey,” said Abe. “And in Morocco —” > “That’s different. This western-front business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young men think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first Marne again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes. The Russians and Italians weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Christmas, and postcards of the Crown Prince and his fiancée, and little cafés in Valence and beer gardens in Unter den Linden and weddings at the mairie, and going to the Derby, and your grandfather’s whiskers.” > “General Grant invented this kind of battle at Petersburg in sixty- five.” > “No, he didn’t — he just invented mass butchery. This kind of battle was invented by Lewis Carroll and Jules Verne and whoever wrote Undine, and country deacons bowling and marraines in Marseilles and girls seduced in the back lanes of Wurtemburg and Westphalia. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of middle-class love spent here. This was the last love battle. --F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night