Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

And the loot. Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!

Happy cake day!

I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

Wouldn't it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it's just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?...... Jesus

Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom's look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.

Is she single?

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He's not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we'll pawn his gear in the morning.

I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

I mean that's literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that

middle-earth middle-class sub-urban

Do we still get to loot his stuff?

Always. That's the point