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    Oh shit, that means I can a bucket of salt into free sea water.
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    Could you threaten the salt vendor with that?
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      Just as fuckable, too
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      Actually those things are not that fuckable, because they roll along your penis instead of sliding. There is very little sensation other than cold squeezing. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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        Assuming a level 20 druid, you'd have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that's 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. Now it depends how big the world you're on is, but if it's earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is... 4.9 quintillion gallons. 4,900,000,000,000,000,000 So while you wouldn't make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.
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        Become lich, be immortal, problem solved.
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          feathercrown@lemmy.world
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          Creativity = Killing everyone by taking great liberties in interpreting spells
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            If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?
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            feathercrown@lemmy.world
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            Their intestines might, but not their lungs. Lungs are more liek a sponge
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              Once again, this still falls within the first part of the meme as it violates the spells wording of "open container". If you're using X-Ray vision to see the brain then the brain is within a closed container. Soooo... No, Mr. Player <3
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              feathercrown@lemmy.world
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              Don't forget that most bodily fluids are almost certainly not water
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                If it destroys water you have ions destroyed with the solution so no salt. Because it's a part of the water. If you did destroy the water then you would get sodium and chloride plasma because it's ionized.
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                The plasma is why the magic glows.
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                • S skyezopen@lemmy.world
                  Assuming a level 20 druid, you'd have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that's 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. Now it depends how big the world you're on is, but if it's earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is... 4.9 quintillion gallons. 4,900,000,000,000,000,000 So while you wouldn't make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.
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                  Maybe the duid can team up with a lvl 20 wizard that will open a Gate with his 9 lvl spell slot from the bottom of the ocean.
                  Dunno how to do the math, but a 20 feet diameter sink in the ocean opened in the sky of another plan for one minute may be faster (in spell slot economy) than lvl 9 destroy water.

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                    Maybe the duid can team up with a lvl 20 wizard that will open a Gate with his 9 lvl spell slot from the bottom of the ocean.
                    Dunno how to do the math, but a 20 feet diameter sink in the ocean opened in the sky of another plan for one minute may be faster (in spell slot economy) than lvl 9 destroy water.

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                    skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                    >open a gate... Bottom of the ocean How do you feel about goblins, by the way?
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                      >open a gate... Bottom of the ocean How do you feel about goblins, by the way?
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                      @SkyezOpen I think I miss a reference because I don't see any connection, sorry 😕

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                        Become lich, be immortal, problem solved.
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                        Umberlee definitely wouldn't be a fan.
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                          Become lich, be immortal, problem solved.
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                          aww yeah that's the best option. whenever i play d&d (if ever) i'll see if i'm able to get a druid and end up doing that
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                            Creativity = Killing everyone by taking great liberties in interpreting spells
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                            Why *can't* I destroy all the water in a human's body? 🤔
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                              Assuming a level 20 druid, you'd have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that's 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. Now it depends how big the world you're on is, but if it's earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is... 4.9 quintillion gallons. 4,900,000,000,000,000,000 So while you wouldn't make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.
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                              wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!
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                                wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!
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                                Bags of holding are not infinitely sized, just big
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                                  wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!
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                                  skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                                  For the amount of money you'd waste throwing bags into the ocean, you'd probably be better off hiring people to cast destroy water.
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                                    @SkyezOpen I think I miss a reference because I don't see any connection, sorry 😕

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                                    skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                                    Goblin slayer reference. Someone does that to kill a big bad with water pressure.
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                                      i will get to a level where i have as many slots of destroy water as possible, and i will spend the rest of my life casting destroy water on the ocean, until it is completely dry. is that something i'd be able to do, or is that not possible? (i play pathfinder, not d&d, so i don't know)
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                                      sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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                                      After awhile, Poseiden comes and kicks your ass until you stop. Live by the magic sword, die by the magic sword.
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                                        Bags of holding are not infinitely sized, just big
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                                        aw i'm sad now
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                                          For the amount of money you'd waste throwing bags into the ocean, you'd probably be better off hiring people to cast destroy water.
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                                          oh wait yeah that's an amazing idea
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