I don't know how a GPA would translate from american to the rest if the world.

I wonder how many groups would ever have a barbarian. A person with a temper that I ever see basically makes it to my 'don't-wanna-be-around' list.

I would be like 5 of these, so I would be multiclassed beyond usefulness. Come to think of it that is a pretty accurate representation...

Guess I can go Fighter (with my usual GM at least), or Wizard.

First you have to subtract 32 freedom units, then divide by 1.8 bald eagles.

I'm just glad it's not gpa AND a degree. Though it's an engineering degree, and I'd be an artificer.

"Play an Instrument" RAW v RAI I can play any and every instrument, badly. Rules never said play well.


Ehhh I think we can happily just swap it out for "good grades and haven't left education early"

Could you be a sorcerer if you're related to the DM?

I can definitely be a bard, druid, or wizard and I can maaaybe swing fighter or paladin depending the GM. Particularly for fighter. Fortunately for me I love bards and druids. I don't think I can figure out a coherent bard/druid multiclass to truly be a self-insert, but I may have to try

Oh shit, I can be a wizard as well.

Depends on how they express the anger and who else is in the group, I suppose. One of my friends gets angry at games quite easily, but he doesn't take it out on anyone else and can accept a ribbing from the rest of us about it, so while it's a little annoying it doesn't ruin the time spent with him

Hmm, some of these work. My DM does enjoy that good grass so there are some sessions where I could steal his entire box of dice without him noticing. Rogue it is, then!

Play the music from tape while miming on the instrument. Surely, acting falls within the scope of bardic abilities!

I can be any of these except for fighter just because I don't really want to kick my best friend's ass. Then again, he is pretty scrappy, so like, I might end up getting my ass kicked instead if I tried, so either way, it's a wash for me.

DM: Must have a god complex.

Complex? I find it quite simple

I don't know any instruments (yet), but I can bring a vuvuzela and learn real quick during the next session

Depends on if it's a bloodline relationship. Handholding types get to be warlocks or clerics