Hey, Target: rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic isn't going to rescue your failing company. Repudiating your cowardly cringing before the far-right and recognizing that there will never not be a day when they're up in arms about something, but that they do not have sufficient economic power to hurt you, on the other hand....

Sincerely, The Gays (You know, the ones with disposable income. Who used to like your store until you sold us down the river to appease mango mussolini.)