Gather round children.
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@futurebird Lol, oh yeah, I remember that. Actually, it's still in the official keyboard specs and can be programmed in on programmable keyboards I believe.
(And yeah, all it did was launch the default browser.)
@nazokiyoubinbou @futurebird LOL I remember that button. It opened Netscape Navigator!
And of course you used Netscape back in those days, because everyone knew Bill Gates and Microsoft were evil monopolists.
Except Netscape and its founder, Marc Andreesen, perhaps weren't the good guys we were led to believe. Which led us to *gestures at America*.
Now I'm not saying those internet buttons led to Maduro's kidnapping. But they played their part... -
@Lily_and_frog They would open your default internet browser, email client, acted like shortcut keys, forward (alt+right), backward (alt+left arrow), etc. You could set them to do anything, really. @futurebird
@paul @Lily_and_frog @futurebird That's not useless. It's not use*ful*, but still.
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I remember some kid at school trying to trade me like 10 AOL discs for one of the video games I'd burned saying "but this is like 10,000 hours of internet!
@futurebird @shippychaos The math works out. Got to give him that.
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Gather round children. Let grandma tell you of a time long long ago when the internet was young. And how in those days every company knew it was the "next thing" but didn't know what to do about it. This is what gave us the "internet button" ... this was a button added to some keyboards that said "internet" since people wanted a computer "with internet" and if it has the button ...well... then it must have that.
Presumably it opened a browser window or something. No one really knows.
@futurebird @aj they also put an Internet buttons on flip phones but the Internet access was 55 cents per 25kb so your life and visions of your destroyed financial future flashed before your eyes if you accidentally clicked it
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@futurebird I remember when access to the internet came on a CD
@shippychaos
I remember when @bitpickup took that [AOL] CD case, printed his own proposal and got himself a student job at @unikassel so he could finance his studies to further @tierranietos. -
@futurebird @aj they also put an Internet buttons on flip phones but the Internet access was 55 cents per 25kb so your life and visions of your destroyed financial future flashed before your eyes if you accidentally clicked it
@joannaholman @futurebird I remember that! Except the internet button doesn't even go to the open internet by default. It goes to Optus Zoo or Bigpond Mobile. And some of the menus are free to browse because they want you to spend $5 on a Crazy Frog ringtone or whatever. But if you end up on the open web, you're basically calling a bankruptcy lawyer afterwards.
And before that, it was WAP codes you had to call. Like *607# for the weather. -
Gather round children. Let grandma tell you of a time long long ago when the internet was young. And how in those days every company knew it was the "next thing" but didn't know what to do about it. This is what gave us the "internet button" ... this was a button added to some keyboards that said "internet" since people wanted a computer "with internet" and if it has the button ...well... then it must have that.
Presumably it opened a browser window or something. No one really knows.
@futurebird The Thinkpad I’m currently using has a key with the globe icon on it. I mapped the key in gnome to open my browser, like 1998 and junk.
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@joannaholman @futurebird I remember that! Except the internet button doesn't even go to the open internet by default. It goes to Optus Zoo or Bigpond Mobile. And some of the menus are free to browse because they want you to spend $5 on a Crazy Frog ringtone or whatever. But if you end up on the open web, you're basically calling a bankruptcy lawyer afterwards.
And before that, it was WAP codes you had to call. Like *607# for the weather.@aj @futurebird I still distinctly remember the first time I accessed internet on a phone. It was in my later high school years. Telstra had a promotion for one free week of mobile data during that time it was otherwise absurdly expensive. Reading my email on the bus in plain text on a screen an inch wide felt like a wonder
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Gather round children. Let grandma tell you of a time long long ago when the internet was young. And how in those days every company knew it was the "next thing" but didn't know what to do about it. This is what gave us the "internet button" ... this was a button added to some keyboards that said "internet" since people wanted a computer "with internet" and if it has the button ...well... then it must have that.
Presumably it opened a browser window or something. No one really knows.
@futurebird
All my keyboards have that internet button. How else would I surf cyberspace? -
@aj @futurebird I still distinctly remember the first time I accessed internet on a phone. It was in my later high school years. Telstra had a promotion for one free week of mobile data during that time it was otherwise absurdly expensive. Reading my email on the bus in plain text on a screen an inch wide felt like a wonder
@joannaholman @futurebird I had a Nokia and then a Motorola RAZR that allowed side loading J2ME apps.
By the time I had the RAZR, data had come down in price enough that it worked out cheaper to sideload a messenger app and use data than to SMS.
So I ended up installing MSN (I think), Helix (which was an MP3 player), and Opera. Opera downloaded websites, then reformatted them and massively compressed images. -
Gather round children. Let grandma tell you of a time long long ago when the internet was young. And how in those days every company knew it was the "next thing" but didn't know what to do about it. This is what gave us the "internet button" ... this was a button added to some keyboards that said "internet" since people wanted a computer "with internet" and if it has the button ...well... then it must have that.
Presumably it opened a browser window or something. No one really knows.
@futurebird <nods sagely> yes… it was blue
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@joannaholman @futurebird I had a Nokia and then a Motorola RAZR that allowed side loading J2ME apps.
By the time I had the RAZR, data had come down in price enough that it worked out cheaper to sideload a messenger app and use data than to SMS.
So I ended up installing MSN (I think), Helix (which was an MP3 player), and Opera. Opera downloaded websites, then reformatted them and massively compressed images.@aj @joannaholman @futurebird
Oh jeez you just made me remember the absurd prices and limits they used to have on SMS.Sure, you can keep a full-weight voice connection going for hours every night or weekend, no charge.
But sending 100 bytes of text? Whoa there buddy, we'll have to charge you for that.