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 I have no problem with new players provided you're willing to learn, listen and be *cooperative.* It's easy to fall into a bit of main character syndrome but as long as you're willing to receive feedback then you are genuinely already going to be better than like... 60%, minimum, of other online players. I've been fleshing out a world, nations, factions, gods, and various potential plotlines for the past year or so. Should be done in the next 1-4 weeks, likely sooner than later. If you're actually interested (or if anyone is), just shoot me a message. The only thing that I actively require from my players is a DnD Beyond account, a Discord account, a sense of humor, a spark of imagination and a goal to both play your story and uplift others in theirs.

Shit, make sure you take good notes. Share that stuff with lemmy. I'm too damn paranoid to join in a lemmy related game like that, but it does seem like it would be relatively easy to find a decent group here.

Kind of interested, playing in two games but been having scheduling issues with one so may be in the market, and would love to play in something beyond a module. Despite having two games, only been playing a couple years, these are my 2nd and 3rd ever.

Definitely not a module. I've got a little voice thingy to like... "sell" the world or whatever that is a bit vague. At the time I was still planning a lot of stuff but a buddy wanted me to run a one-shot for him on his birthday so he could play instead of DMing for his group. So I came in as a guest DM. I made this really quickly and slapped it together but the type of vibe that I go for. The voice was also a single recording, normally not so... stuffy and ridiculous sounding. The writing was also slapdash because I had like 5 hours notice for the whole game so don't sue me too much lol https://voca.ro/1agp3RUatwh0

Ha, I like it. Haven't played a bard yet and been toying with a halfling creation bard idea, could fit.

 I have no problem with new players provided you're willing to learn, listen and be *cooperative.* It's easy to fall into a bit of main character syndrome but as long as you're willing to receive feedback then you are genuinely already going to be better than like... 60%, minimum, of other online players. I've been fleshing out a world, nations, factions, gods, and various potential plotlines for the past year or so. Should be done in the next 1-4 weeks, likely sooner than later. If you're actually interested (or if anyone is), just shoot me a message. The only thing that I actively require from my players is a DnD Beyond account, a Discord account, a sense of humor, a spark of imagination and a goal to both play your story and uplift others in theirs.

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If I had to choose I think I'd be top right pancake How about yall? If you had to choose one who'd you be?

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Hey, hey, now. Nobody on roll 20 can afford a real machete

$6.99 at Harbor Freight! 

The Pathfinder version of this meme is the same, they’re just all wearing a rainbow flag.

Dammit Harbor Freight! Always ruining a mid tier joke with affordable pricing on acceptable quality goods!

Why not make a group with the good players?

You are being **very** generous with that "acceptable quality".

I had a co-worker who couldn't stop bragging about an angle grinder he got for $5 at Harbor Freight. I thought that's a pretty good deal, so I went in and got some gardening tools, in particular a shovel that was only a few bucks. The very first time I stuck that shovel into dirt, the metal head bent and sheared off. The next day I told my co-worker what happened, and he went on to admit his angle grinder only powered on one time before it broke. "But it was only $5!" He added. I think everyone gets their "one and done" experience there.