"Alright so now I'm a level 4 Anomancer. I'm gonna cast Wicked Flatulence. leaves a lingering cloud in the area. thats gonna be a CON saving throw."

Can I send you a picture of my asshole and would you be able to divine the winning lottery numbers for me?

Every time a pic of this book gets posted somewhere I get the urge to rewatch The Magicians because it reminds me of when Penny lost the ability to cast with his hands so the Librarians tried to teach him sphincter magic.

You rolled a nat 20. Increase the circle of your AoE by 10 feet.

Is everything in it AI slop, or just the cover image?

I should get a copy of this and then become a very specialized fortune teller...

Well, it was published in 2019 so...

Interesting! I wonder what they used for the cover art? Because I would bet on my life this is not a human anus.

Is the AI in the room with us right now?

Save your pick-up lines for the club, buddy.

You could definitely build Anomancy in GURPS with one of the alternative magic systems, probably Magic as Powers or Ritual Path Magic.

Are you okay? Sorry if I hurt your feelings by assuming the thing that obviously isn’t a human asshole was AI.

It's probably just a traditional 3D render, it's a pretty simple design honestly.

Hold your horses, not everyone around here is a human asshole specialist.

Can't believe they didn't call it analmancy


What species' assholes do the rest of them specialise in?

Have you ever considered that the reason you think we live in a "world swimming in AI slop" is because you falsely assume everything is AI slop?

whyyy did you have to post this here?

FATAL fixes this.