@mattsheffield Oooh, they forgot it should be:

Patriot Tactical Man Cereal

@octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird good thing I was not drinking anything when I read your toot, or I would have spit all over my keyboard here.

@mattsheffield Is that man 1 cereal, or man 3 cereal?

@ai6yr @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird I had to verify. This has to be a joke, right? The website is https://eatmancereal.com/

@mattsheffield Yes, yes it is.

@mattsheffield I suppose chocolate is better for you than the drugs Alex Jones sells

but yeah, there are already a lot of alternative chocolate bars and beers on the market

now if they could have got the rights from Trump to make a Trump bar, maybe they could have found more saps

Boering stepped down as CEO, but he was going to stay on as a creator. perhaps that didn't work out for him? hope so

all these right wing entities are an awful mess of egos and explosions, but they, unfortunately, have lots of budding donors. including Russia, in the case of some creators

one hopes Boering is living out of a car, surviving on the surplus of his own shitty products, just for the poetic justice

@mattsheffield @futurebird isn't that just Kix?

@ai6yr If this lasts long enough, I have to imagine that will be a tagline!

@CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird

@twipped @futurebird No, it's Kix in the balls.

@ai6yr @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird “Add some balls to your breakfast,” and a closeup of a man putting said balls in his mouth? I’m not sure if this is targeted towards incels or sad gay men.

@mattsheffield They need all this to affirm their gender & they still cry about transgender people taking HRT.

Some day I'll see a gendered product so bad that it will make my balls explode.

@CStamp @ai6yr @mattsheffield @futurebird

@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield

This is like that fertility company that was marketing around the city with some kind of eugenics sounding nonsense.

They want everyone to have to discus this.

I don't think it worked for the fertility company. Will it work for these guys? IDK.

@mattsheffield

They might as well've advertised "The Manliest Chickie Nuggies Your Mom Never Made You. All Cock Meat, Bro".

@mattsheffield Actually, someone's balls did explode because of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFK-KXg0978

@futurebird @ai6yr @CStamp @mattsheffield I highly doubt it.

@mattsheffield I gagged and almost threw up (due to me fighting the urge) just looking at this....

it screams toxic masculinity!!!

As a gay cis man who does not conform to social norms (with some marginalized identities) I find this utterly repulsive!!!

@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird

I enjoyed this writeup

I'm a 40-year-old woman. So why did I spend a week eating Man Cereal?

Man Cereal wants you to "add some balls to your breakfast." Is the creatine craze out of control?

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But the actual taste test? Flanzraich agreed it’s stunningly bleak. "Unfortunately, it tastes like drywall. And I'd rather eat drywall," he said.