If you have a cat do they pay taxes?
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If you have a cat do they pay taxes?
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If you have a cat do they pay taxes?
@futurebird my grandmother’s cat paid me 50 cents once for services rendered, when I was like 9. Was I supposed to pay taxes on that?
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@futurebird my grandmother’s cat paid me 50 cents once for services rendered, when I was like 9. Was I supposed to pay taxes on that?
@futurebird was the cat supposed to pay social security/medicare taxes for that? I got neither a W2 nor a 1099
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@futurebird was the cat supposed to pay social security/medicare taxes for that? I got neither a W2 nor a 1099
Sounds serious, might want to look into that!
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If you have a cat do they pay taxes?
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@futurebird my cat is cheating and pretending to be a dog. She hasn't given up the kayfabe for almost nine years now. It's open fraud that she pays the much lower gerbil tax rate while collecting dog income on a cat budget.
I have only just now untangled the NFT scam #PicaTheCat was running, and she's probably on to something else now.
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If you have a cat do they pay taxes?
@futurebird I voted for the two middle options because while my cat brags about not paying taxes, they really have no income and live off us like a trustfund fur baby.
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If you have a cat do they pay taxes?
@futurebird
I've shared my home with many cats over the years, and they force me to sign a contract ensuring lots of food, regular box cleaning (or else), and a claws stipulating that they pay no taxes. -
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