In the hagfish cosmology the universe is a great knot. This knot, like all knots, is slowly working itself apart, and when it is at last untied only then will paradise (which is a chunk of the universe we cannot see beyond the knot) be free'd from the substance of deep space, like a chunk of flesh, and all those who are slimy will get to go to paradise.

Those without slime? They will become a part of a new knot... in the next universe.