He can't really want that bomb to harm us. In fact, what if he showed up to apologize? It could be about saving a man with a hard heart from his life of crime... Oh god... I'm becoming one of them now.

@futurebird I think ghost grandpa is probably off limits. I HOPE.

@adriano

Because you have uttered this...

@futurebird probably nobody saw

@futurebird where would they even sleep? That bed? That bed is a marriage wrecker.

@futurebird “it’s a kink” the kink that the chiropractor will be kneading off their shoulders if they even think about it.

Is there any "stardew valley marriage mod" these nerdowells WON'T make?

WILLY?

The DWARF????

Morris???

Mr. Qi???? (I feel like this is kind of borderline stalking Concerned Ape, sort of)

I'm trying to think of one that couldn't exist, but know that by naming it I will call it into being.

Worse? Half of these things have "lore" and they really workshopped that stuff to pull on the heart strings.

OK what about the bouncer? Certainly he's off limits. He must be.

@futurebird ancient mariner ghost?

@futurebird where would they even sleep? That bed? That bed is a marriage wrecker.

@adriano @futurebird if someone mentions stardew valley beds all I can think of is the mod I saw someone using that turned every bed in the game into a reclining, nude, muscular, hairy, fully erect man

Is there any "stardew valley marriage mod" these nerdowells WON'T make?

WILLY?

The DWARF????

Morris???

Mr. Qi???? (I feel like this is kind of borderline stalking Concerned Ape, sort of)

I'm trying to think of one that couldn't exist, but know that by naming it I will call it into being.

Worse? Half of these things have "lore" and they really workshopped that stuff to pull on the heart strings.

OK what about the bouncer? Certainly he's off limits. He must be.

@futurebird Gonna write one for the guy at the fair who's impressed by the big wheel of cheese.