“I was captured by a human but I got away. They chased me!”
“what nonsense why would a big creature like a human even notice you? Or want to chase you?”
“They did! They tried to put me in pod.”
“Oh yeah sure they did. And I bet they took photos of you and named you too. ”
“What is photos? They didn’t take anything from me. I defeated them and escaped.”

What I imagine the ants I encounter end up saying.