If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
Ted Cruz bites when cornered, and has "throw the pregnant woman from the lifeboat so there's room for me" vibes.
However Tucker is kind of a big guy, and has the laugh of serial killer.
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
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@futurebird does it matter? were we going to let the winner out of the pit?
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
@futurebird
"tucker" is a mysterious dish found at a pot luck in a small town in western Kansas. I don't know even know how it became someone's name, let alone who could whup in a fight. -
If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
@futurebird Cruz would take his family on a surprise vacation and avoid getting snatched up and put in a pit
Tucker would take a liking to being alone in his man-cave pit. As soon as he got bored of talking to himself, or sooner, he would light a fire, bang a drum, and try to see if he could grow facial hair
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@futurebird Cruz would take his family on a surprise vacation and avoid getting snatched up and put in a pit
Tucker would take a liking to being alone in his man-cave pit. As soon as he got bored of talking to himself, or sooner, he would light a fire, bang a drum, and try to see if he could grow facial hair
This is eerily accurate sounding. I can picture it. Unfortunately.
