"Hey market what are you up to?"
"I have this nice AAA bond very safe can't go wrong."
"Wow THREE As?"
"Yes."
"So uh... what's in it?"
"Well... you know. Bundles."
"Bundles of what?"
"Bundles of bundles."
"Ok what is in those bundles?"
"Loans."
"That's nice. What kind of loans?"
"..."
"Well?"
"I'm lending cash to teenagers over the internet to buy NFTs... LISTEN I know it sounds risky... but ALL the loans can't fail!"

@futurebird klarna is such a dark sign... People are taking out loans for food... DEBT FOR FOOD!

That said, commodities are looking GREAT

@cykonot

I have an idea for a hip hop song. It'd go a little like

"here comes the pump n dump
here comes the pump n dump
looks like a pump truck
sike it's the dump truck"

Don't worry I will keep my day job.

@futurebird @cykonot this is to the tune of Pumps and a Bump by MC Hammer?

@eeentropyyy @cykonot

I was thinking something more like the

1800 VICTIM 2 song:

(This ad is very funny but it was also very effective in NYC ... we really are like this I guess)

@futurebird @eeentropyyy @cykonot I love how their shirts say VictimA, clearly this was the second go at it