@futurebird how many uses u think it got

@detondev

You mean how many victims were there? We won't know until the court case I suspect.

@futurebird

Nopity nope with extra nope.

@futurebird the weird tank advert kind of makes me want a hot tub, so maybe one of the uses is "hot tub marketing"

@floatybirb

Another use is "giving futurebird nightmares" I don't like how he's holding the door open like "get in now"

I don't like it at all.

@CptSuperlative @futurebird I kinda want one. A place the cats won't walk on me, and I can't hear the conversations around the house... Peace for a moment?

@Jirikiha @CptSuperlative

I assume I would hear a cat pounding on the door and meowing mournfully since I have gone in The Water and will probably die and not be able to feed her because of it.

I don't think a #PicaTheCat proof door or type of insulation exists.

@futurebird the "See Also" links for "Isolation Tank" on wikipedia are also a land of contrasts:

Dark retreat
Mindfulness
Prisoner's cinema
Psychedelic experience
Sleep pod

Dark Retreat is apparently a Buddhist thing but sounds way more nightmarish than it is.

@futurebird for every type of ad, there is a meme in which the 3 or 4 most disturbing ads of that type have become concentrated. Sure, sure, isolation tanks lend themselves to disturbing ad collections, but people do this with the most innocuous of things, like, say dining room chairs.