TRUMP: wtf where am I
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TRUMP: wtf where am I
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absoluβ
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go. -
TRUMP: wtf where am I
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absoluβ
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go.Monica would not be in Hell. She didn't do anything. Leave her alone.
She had a creepy VERY POWERFUL boss who exploited her. Then media treated it like either a joke or her fault.
