For Immediate Release:
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For Immediate Release:
Living room and bedroom correspondents report a sudden increase in "nose booping" a terrifying new phenomenon wherein the small triangle nose of a kitty (that "looks like a rubber button" according to *untrusted*` sources) is booped by the horrible tentacle-like finger beans of a human.
Any cat may fall victim for *literally* "no reason" and the humans do not give treats as compensation and seem to think it is funny.
More at 11. We will fight back.
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For Immediate Release:
Living room and bedroom correspondents report a sudden increase in "nose booping" a terrifying new phenomenon wherein the small triangle nose of a kitty (that "looks like a rubber button" according to *untrusted*` sources) is booped by the horrible tentacle-like finger beans of a human.
Any cat may fall victim for *literally* "no reason" and the humans do not give treats as compensation and seem to think it is funny.
More at 11. We will fight back.
BREAKING NEWS
Cat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
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BREAKING NEWS
Cat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
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@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
What a delightful creature.
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@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
I'm getting wookie vibes and can't exactly explain why.
