Do you ever wish you were a lovely river fish with a face like a shovel just eating everything smaller than you and no upper limit on how big you could grow?
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Do you ever wish you were a lovely river fish with a face like a shovel just eating everything smaller than you and no upper limit on how big you could grow?
The water is muddy and murky but you have whiskers and you can feel the other fish in the water.
Someday you dream of eating a man in one of those "fish fear me" hats, if he'd just wade in deep enough for once.
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Do you ever wish you were a lovely river fish with a face like a shovel just eating everything smaller than you and no upper limit on how big you could grow?
The water is muddy and murky but you have whiskers and you can feel the other fish in the water.
Someday you dream of eating a man in one of those "fish fear me" hats, if he'd just wade in deep enough for once.
*long wistful sigh*
Three of them.
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Do you ever wish you were a lovely river fish with a face like a shovel just eating everything smaller than you and no upper limit on how big you could grow?
The water is muddy and murky but you have whiskers and you can feel the other fish in the water.
Someday you dream of eating a man in one of those "fish fear me" hats, if he'd just wade in deep enough for once.
@futurebird let me tell you a tale...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_wels_catfish_attacks_in_the_Brombachsee -
Do you ever wish you were a lovely river fish with a face like a shovel just eating everything smaller than you and no upper limit on how big you could grow?
The water is muddy and murky but you have whiskers and you can feel the other fish in the water.
Someday you dream of eating a man in one of those "fish fear me" hats, if he'd just wade in deep enough for once.
Well, some fish tried living that dream:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_wels_catfish_attacks_in_the_Brombachsee"At the end of June 2025, five people were bitten and injured by a catfish approximately two meters long near a floating raft in the Brombachsee near Allmannsdorf near Pleinfeld. The animal was estimated to have weighed around 90 kilograms."
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Well, some fish tried living that dream:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_wels_catfish_attacks_in_the_Brombachsee"At the end of June 2025, five people were bitten and injured by a catfish approximately two meters long near a floating raft in the Brombachsee near Allmannsdorf near Pleinfeld. The animal was estimated to have weighed around 90 kilograms."
Catfish are so cute.
