Literally corners of the mouth trembling trying not to just start laughing.

I wouldn't care about them eating if they didn't make so many crumbs and attract actual mice. Our janitors don't deserve these messes. Anyways.

@futurebird This reminds me of something that happened many years ago in high school.

I won't say how long ago it was, except that affordable pre-paid Nokias were just becoming a thing.

Anyway.

Our high school's gym had a separate street entrance.

One day, at the start of lunch, one of my friends (who had recently gotten a casual job) decided to call Pizza Hut to see if they'd be willing to deliver a pizza to the school hall at this particular entrance.

Turns out the answer was yes.

And sure enough, within about 30–45 minutes, a pizza was delivered to the side door of the school gym.

Well.

Over the coming weeks, my group of friends ended up using our shiny new Nokias to order a pizza pretty much as often as we could afford it.

It became a routine. At the start of lunchtime, place an order for a pizza. And within about 45 minutes, it would arrive. That left about 15 minutes to eat said pizza and dispose of the box.

Now one day, a kid named Craig saw us take delivery of a pizza (about 45 minutes into lunchtime) and decided to order his own.

Unfortunately for young Craig, there was only about 15 minutes of lunchtime left.

Well.

About 30 minutes into the next class, there was an announcement over the school PA system:

"Craig J-----, please report to the principal's office, your pizza has arrived. Craig J----- to the principal's office, your pizza has arrived." ‍️

@futurebird real mice are small enough to eat under the fridge or the stove. Eating under the table is for larger creatures, like rats.