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A forum for discussing and organizing recreational softball and baseball games and leagues in the greater Halifax area.

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    Literally did this as the bard-healer of the group; one of the players got swallowed by a construct, so I went in after him, healed him and then cast heat metal on my armor.......and then had to heal him again (I had full HP).
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      How long can your knight hold its breath and how much fire damage are you doing per round? I think you may run out of air first. Definitely an interesting idea if it’s already hurt.
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        How long can your knight hold its breath and how much fire damage are you doing per round? I think you may run out of air first. Definitely an interesting idea if it’s already hurt.
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        If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.
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          If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.
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          Or he's just one of the dozens of races that can just decide to not beathe...
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            You are assuming we have these items...
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            Sounds like somebody just started a quest for some items!
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              How long can your knight hold its breath and how much fire damage are you doing per round? I think you may run out of air first. Definitely an interesting idea if it’s already hurt.
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              5E characters can actually hold their breath for a silly amount of time, there's a solid chance here. Assuming the knight has a +4 Con mod, they've got 5 minutes or 50 rounds before they suffocate. Heat metal averages 7 damage per round without upcasting, so you can expect around 350 damage before you pass out. A kraken has 150 hp on average, so it's done for Amusingly, the rules do not technically specify a condition for the kraken to _voluntarily_ regurgitate something, only for it to do so when triggered by taking a lot of damage in one go. Obviously no sensible GM is going to say that it can't do that, but by the most miserable RAW-only approach this plan actually seems to work
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                Or he's just one of the dozens of races that can just decide to not beathe...
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                Well yeah but kinda hard to swap if you aren't already one of those races.
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                  Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.
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                    Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.
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                    BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken's gag reflex...
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                      lol I’m used used to pf2e and pf1e were drowning kills, a lot. Also that’s hilarious that it actually works. 5e is such a good time.
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                        BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken's gag reflex...
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                        I feel like an opposed strength check would be the easiest way to settle that
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                          If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.
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                          /theydidthemath /theydidthemonstermath > though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water. That's why the post says "acid immunity" 😉
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                            What if the kraken has a giant beak and decides your knight is more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?
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                              /theydidthemath /theydidthemonstermath > though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water. That's why the post says "acid immunity" 😉
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                              That comment is about Water Breathing. Technically the inside of the Kraken wouldn't be water so the spell wouldn't work.
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                                If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.
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                                Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There's an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer's Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.
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                                  Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There's an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer's Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.
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                                  Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc
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                                    Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc
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                                    Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme
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                                      What if the kraken has a giant beak and decides your knight is more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?
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                                      Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away
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                                        Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme
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                                        oh yeah, not even sure those exist, its a 'combo' that requires a lot of pieces
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                                          If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win
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