Commoner it is unless my GPA from over 20 years ago counts

Multiclass Fighter/Mage, yes. 

Nah, some people have short fuses, some have very particular things/scenarios that set them off. Just don't step on their feet, and back them up if someone's pushing their buttons accidentally/on purpose.

Works for me, I already wanted to be a Death Metal Bard.

I can point to famous ancestors and have been accused of being both a demon and magical fey creature in daily life, can I be a warlock? If not I have other options.

Can I be a druid with a subclass of barbarian? Got the druid but fucking nailed. Sometimes I'm a temperamental little bitch, but not enough to translate to berserker rage.

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i'm sure he'd go for fighter just to beat the DM

For systems that grade on a 1 to 5 system, subtract 1 from your average grade to get your GPA (for example, if you have a 4.3 out of 5 average grade, you would have a 3.3 GPA). Not sure how to handle a grading system that goes from 1- to 5+.

I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I'm Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop). I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways. Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?

oh fuck yes i love Wizardry

> I’m just multiclassed beyond usefulness. Is my new go-to excuse.

If FOSS counts, there's going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.

I feel like this is too general. I'd want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies. You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus. You're some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer. Phlebotomist's assistant? Vampire thrall backstory. Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills. Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously. Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.

Damn I qualify for a lot of those: - Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums) - Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one) - Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting) - Monk (Judo as a kid) - Ranger (archery as a teen) - Wizard (bachelor's degree in IT)

I'm not great of any of these so I'll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts

Time to pick fighter class **cracks knuckles** hey, DM...

I think bards who use an instrument should be able to cast spells with verbal components while gagged

It counts

All wizards parties, all the time...

But if I need to do the thing to multiclass, I can't be a fighter. I'm either fighting my husband, and I... can't beat him up I'd be sad, or I'd literally being fighting my father's squire. He'd kick my ass.