I'm every part of that meme and I like it!

This is why I ask players what they want to do before calling for rolls after describing an area. Once checks are called, all decided actions are locked in, then I narrate how the scene plays out based on the rolls. If a perception check is needed for traps, they have already confirmed what they are currently doing and can't meta game around the consequences of it from having rolled low beforehand. If their actions are to search for traps, then they do so, but if they roll low, they are still considered to be actively searching and thus, I will narrate that they triggered the trap while searching due to the low rolls. This also has the bonus of letting people with good intelligence but low wisdom substitute Investigation in the place of Perception. If it's in battle, perception is rolled for traps when stepping into the square of a trap. If passed, you spot it and are assumed to be actively avoiding triggering it; if you failed, then well sucks to suck. This way, players can't mind trap themselves into doing nothing because they are constantly paranoid about their low rolls.

I like how pathfinder 2 has the concept of secret roles baked into the rules. I have my players character sheets open at all times and roll for them when they search a room. Keeps everyone in their toes and eliminates meta gaming

Ugh, I remember years ago my players threw an absolute fit when I tried rolling behind the screen for their checks without telling them. I appreciate that it's actually baked into the rules in PF2e While I like my system, there are situations where I would really like to have rolled behind the screen because the thing they rolled for is a secret door or something and now they are asking questions why I called for a roll but nothing special happened in my narrative pertaining to it.

I'm not a DM, but I think the common advice is "randomly roll dice for no reason occasionally so the players can't rely on dice rolls being significant."

If you're playing D&D 5e, no perception check, no matter how high, will let you notice an object is actually a mimic. >**False Appearance (Object Form Only).** While the mimic remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from an ordinary object.

Unfortunately, if a trap goes off or they do spot one, players will tend to question why they didn't get to roll anything and you have to explain that you were rolling for them behind the screen. My players took great offense to that when it happened, unfortunately, as the rules at the time didn't really support the DM having that authority. So, I'm happy PF2e now has it baked in so that DMs are officially able to utilize that method of secret rolls.

Yea and the pile of bones and gore next to the chest is purely coincidental

Traps are puzzles. Even if they didn't roll high enough, you should still describe enough about their environment that they could reasonably deduce that a trap was there. https://theangrygm.com/traps-suck/ (I don't always agree with everything this guy says - especially when he strays away from the topic of games - but he's absolutely right about traps.)

GURPS has an official GM Control Sheet for you to fill out with your PCs base stats and things like Perception. This supports their recommendation in the rule books to secretly roll any check where the PC wouldn't really know if they failed. It's fantastic.

Still, as a DM, it's far too tempting to give a little bit of this away and join in on the hijinks. **Me:** You find yourselves in a hidden library. On one shelf you see a series of tomes named "How Not to be Seen", volumes I-XX. **Newbie Fighter:** Oh sweet, those look handy. **Seasoned Rogue:** Aw fuck. NOBODY TOUCH NOTHIN'!

Considering that was probably penned in the late 1980's, why isn't that standard kit for every other system?

I don't know much about anything before 4e, which is my reference here. But yeah, it really should be. I jumped ship on D&D because they were just getting so lazy on mechanic content. I think it might be more widespread than WotC, but my only experience is a distant smattering of PF2, D&D 5e, and GURPS 4e ever since. But I wouldn't be surprised if the lack of attention to detail for actually running the game is a broad problem. We can't really put *all* the blame on the devs though, I think GMs who forget that it's their table, and some rulebook isn't the boss of them, make devs feel pressured to not "impose" rules and features in their sourcebooks. Like homie, give me tools. You're not holding a knife to my throat, I can chill on the nitty gritty if I want to. But *give* me the nitty gritty so I can decide for myself. I dunno, I made my choice, I think it's the best possible choice for my play philosophy. I think if more people considered my play philosophy, it would be the best possible choice for a lot of people.

Exactly. Pragmatism wins the day. Or at least it does at my table. I'll have to shop around for more and better tools. Thanks for reminding me that there's a wider world out there. > But give me the nitty gritty so I can decide for myself. This resonates with me. But I also have to give an obligatory nod to Palladium Games where the nit and grit is the entire point. If you've never had the pleasure, the RIFTS character sheet makes (American) taxes look easy to file by comparison. You practically need a session zero and a session zero-*zero* to get started.

You really should dive into GURPS. Chris Normand has a good YouTube series in the basics, but the gist is that it's both the simplest and most intricate system out there. Basically everything is a 3d6 skill check, but there are thousands of pages dedicated to figuring out exactly what modifiers apply. The modularity is delightful, basically every rule is entirely and explicitly optional

Disagree. that just erases the point of using dice and having consequences for missing the checks. I'll continue to use my system as described above for traps.

Well, is there some true sight or something that let's you see a mimic?

Who advocated for removing dice rolls? There's still plenty of room for dice rolls here, but it makes traps more interesting and engaging instead of a boring save-or-suck you blindside players with.

Cool. Mimics breathe. Roll perception to see if you spot the motion of the mimic breathing.