Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. I'm Scott Wolter* and I'm a forensic geologist"
Excuse me a **WHAT**
What do "forensic geologists" do? Solve earthquake deaths and send the offending tectonic plate to prison?
Yeah... I'm not watching this.
*not "scott wolf" aparently
@futurebird I would guess they do things like establishing that such-and-such soil was found on a suspect's shoes, and is also present at a crimescene, but that *is* just a guess
and also does not in any way support one's cryptid credentials
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@futurebird I would guess they do things like establishing that such-and-such soil was found on a suspect's shoes, and is also present at a crimescene, but that *is* just a guess
and also does not in any way support one's cryptid credentials
OK that makes some sense.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. I'm Scott Wolter* and I'm a forensic geologist"
Excuse me a **WHAT**
What do "forensic geologists" do? Solve earthquake deaths and send the offending tectonic plate to prison?
Yeah... I'm not watching this.
*not "scott wolf" aparently
@futurebird What is Bigfoot on trial for? Causing the K-T extinction?
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@futurebird What is Bigfoot on trial for? Causing the K-T extinction?
This is more likely to be in one of these "documentaries" than you might think.
"Is it possible that an alien DNA engineered Bigfoot was responsible for the dinosaur extinction? Some researchers say yes."
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This is more likely to be in one of these "documentaries" than you might think.
"Is it possible that an alien DNA engineered Bigfoot was responsible for the dinosaur extinction? Some researchers say yes."
@futurebird I remember back in the day when they still had some basis in fact, there was one about the UFO spotted by Apollo 11. At the end they played the actual radio clip:
"Houston, what's that?"
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@futurebird I remember back in the day when they still had some basis in fact, there was one about the UFO spotted by Apollo 11. At the end they played the actual radio clip:
"Houston, what's that?"
"We don't know"I kind of live for those moments where it feels like the edges of reality are peeling back a bit... when, however fleeting it seems like something really strange could be real.
I guess a lot of people do. But, the nonsense ratio is so off the charts the magic isn't there anymore.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. I'm Scott Wolter* and I'm a forensic geologist"
Excuse me a **WHAT**
What do "forensic geologists" do? Solve earthquake deaths and send the offending tectonic plate to prison?
Yeah... I'm not watching this.
*not "scott wolf" aparently
Actual forensic geology is things like "That was an earthquake, not a bomb."
But I suspect that was the infamous pseudoscientist Scott Wolter, who pretends to be a forensic geologist with a masters from the University of Minnesota.
He never got such a degree.
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Actual forensic geology is things like "That was an earthquake, not a bomb."
But I suspect that was the infamous pseudoscientist Scott Wolter, who pretends to be a forensic geologist with a masters from the University of Minnesota.
He never got such a degree.
I could have sworn he said "Scott Wolf" ... which is a better name for pseudoscience guy IMO.
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I could have sworn he said "Scott Wolf" ... which is a better name for pseudoscience guy IMO.
I did not find any reference to a Scot Wolf pretending to be a forensic geologist; but Scott Wolter does.
Much to the annoyance of geology and related professors at the U.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. I'm Scott Wolter* and I'm a forensic geologist"
Excuse me a **WHAT**
What do "forensic geologists" do? Solve earthquake deaths and send the offending tectonic plate to prison?
Yeah... I'm not watching this.
*not "scott wolf" aparently
@futurebird
<examines chalk outline>
"I put the time of death at 80 to 85 million b.c." -
@futurebird
<examines chalk outline>
"I put the time of death at 80 to 85 million b.c."Chalk outline extends for 100s of km down the coast.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. I'm Scott Wolter* and I'm a forensic geologist"
Excuse me a **WHAT**
What do "forensic geologists" do? Solve earthquake deaths and send the offending tectonic plate to prison?
Yeah... I'm not watching this.
*not "scott wolf" aparently
@futurebird Oh, the Kensington stone guy? His "forensic geology" is examining surface wear of a runestone and claiming Vikings were in Minnesota when runeologists have shown the carvings actually match runes used in modern day Sweden in the area the land owner emigrated from, not those of the Vikings.
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@futurebird Oh, the Kensington stone guy? His "forensic geology" is examining surface wear of a runestone and claiming Vikings were in Minnesota when runeologists have shown the carvings actually match runes used in modern day Sweden in the area the land owner emigrated from, not those of the Vikings.
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I did not find any reference to a Scot Wolf pretending to be a forensic geologist; but Scott Wolter does.
Much to the annoyance of geology and related professors at the U.
Why do these "everything the experts say is wrong" guys always ALSO want to have all the titles and badges that the experts have?
I can roll with "Listen I just wander around in the woods a lot and this is how I see it." more.
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