@futurebird
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God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
THE HEAVENS—Admitting that He had barely even noticed the leader of the Catholic Church had died, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, announced Tuesday that He was too obsessed with ants right now to focus on the next pope. “While I want to commit to finding a successor to Pope Francis, I’m currently in kind […]
The Onion (theonion.com)
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God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
THE HEAVENS—Admitting that He had barely even noticed the leader of the Catholic Church had died, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, announced Tuesday that He was too obsessed with ants right now to focus on the next pope. “While I want to commit to finding a successor to Pope Francis, I’m currently in kind […]
The Onion (theonion.com)
This is magnificent news for "the movement" we've been trying to get this guy on our side forever.
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This is magnificent news for "the movement" we've been trying to get this guy on our side forever.
@futurebird don't read the last sentence
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@futurebird don't read the last sentence
@stevenbodzin @futurebird I have a feeling when Mirme sees that last sentence there is going to be a huge outcry...
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@stevenbodzin @futurebird I have a feeling when Mirme sees that last sentence there is going to be a huge outcry...
@nazokiyoubinbou @stevenbodzin
So it is to be War With God. I see.
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This is magnificent news for "the movement" we've been trying to get this guy on our side forever.
@futurebird I think you and your fans might appreciate this poll
S Bodzin, Real American 🇺🇸 (@stevenbodzin@thepit.social)
Some people believe in a watchmaker God who spun up at the universe and then stepped away. At what point do you think God would have been satisfied? #ants #atoms #peanutbutter #God [ ] Big bang [ ] Formation of atoms [ ] Ants [ ] Peanut butter and honey sandwiches
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