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Chebucto Regional Softball Club

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A forum for discussing and organizing recreational softball and baseball games and leagues in the greater Halifax area.

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    Me at the table: fuck the challenge rating, let's do this shit! ... I'm not dead? Well that was boring.
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      Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play
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      Imagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home.
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        Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play
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        "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."
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          Whenever I see any of this guy's work I always think of the one that was so absolutely vile even he stopped selling it. Guy's molesting his daughter, a neighbor finds out, and instead of reporting or anything, wants in. Daughter comes up positive on an STD test at a checkup, and the doctor confronts the guy. Instead of reporting, doctor's a Jack Chick brand Christian, so just prays with him. Guy goes home and tells his wife about what he'd been doing, and how it's all okay, because a dead Jewish guy forgives him, so no need to suffer any actual consequences. Wife admits she knew and had been abusing the daughter for having the audacity to be molested. They call the daughter in, and she's not a teenager or anything as might have been assumed which would be bad enough, but a straight up toddler. So she's got a possibly lifetime illness, a lifetime of trauma, but it's all okay, because Jesus.
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            "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."
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            That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"
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              That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"
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              Jesus is a lich
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              • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS susaga@sh.itjust.works
                "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."
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                Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me
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                  Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me
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                  Eh, not really a wine guy, personally.
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                    Eh, not really a wine guy, personally.
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                    Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood
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                      Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play
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                      ![](https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/8a646c02-c1f9-4be0-85db-55ac66303f94.jpeg) \*terms and contortions may apply
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                        Jesus is a lich
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                        The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.
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                          Jesus is Mumm-Ra?
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                            Just roll up a new character with all the same stats and a slightly different name, like everyone else.
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                            Black Leaf is dead! LONG LIVE GREY LEAF!
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                              The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you're out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks?
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                              This is supposed to be Christian propaganda? So the fucked up comic by the same guy that one of the other comments is talking about is actually serious instead of being a story about how much Christianity sucks? That's seriously fucked up ...
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                                This is supposed to be Christian propaganda? So the fucked up comic by the same guy that one of the other comments is talking about is actually serious instead of being a story about how much Christianity sucks? That's seriously fucked up ...
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                                Welcome to Chick tracts! Evangelicals like (or used to like, dunno if they still do) buying copies to leave in public bathrooms, on public benches, etc. Somehow this is supposed to ‘bring people to God’.
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                                  Welcome to Chick tracts! Evangelicals like (or used to like, dunno if they still do) buying copies to leave in public bathrooms, on public benches, etc. Somehow this is supposed to ‘bring people to God’.
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                                  My kids got one instead of candy for trick-or-treating one year.
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                                    Welcome to Chick tracts! Evangelicals like (or used to like, dunno if they still do) buying copies to leave in public bathrooms, on public benches, etc. Somehow this is supposed to ‘bring people to God’.
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                                    Definitely still do.
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                                      Welcome to Chick tracts! Evangelicals like (or used to like, dunno if they still do) buying copies to leave in public bathrooms, on public benches, etc. Somehow this is supposed to ‘bring people to God’.
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                                      The after church crowd used to leave them instead of tips at my first restaurant
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                                        Just roll up a new character with all the same stats and a slightly different name, like everyone else.
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                                        According to the story, if your character dies in-game, by that point you're so addicted to the black magic that you ultimately can't go on living without it.
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                                          The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you're out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks?
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                                          Yes, but the price of that temporary earthly magic is **your immortal soul!** So, theoretically, it's not worth it.
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