That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"
"The blood of Christ reduces you to a plue of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass."
-Any decent storyteller in this situation.
