They didn't even fix the annoying joystick issues.

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

That's exactly it. They burned all their goodwill seriously, and continue to do so.

I fucking hate all caps titles.

What's the TLDW?

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THAT NINTENDO IS WORSE THAN IF POL POT AND MING THE MERCILESS STARTED A KISS TRIBUTE BAND WITH POL POT PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE.

I haven't decided yet, because it's not available yet. Once it's available, I'll check reviews and whatnot to decide whether to purchase it. Maybe I will, maybe I won't, it depends on a bunch of factors. Yeah, Nintendo sucks right in the legal department. But whether I buy their products has less to do with their legal department and more to do with the quality of the product.

How do you know? You played on a Switch 2?

Too late, I already pre-ordered. I'll make sure to let you know what a shit time I'll have with it. I promise.

How do you _not_ know they haven't updated to use hall effect joycons? You not read anything at all about this until just now?

They can fix the issue and not use hall effect.

Done. Can’t afford one anyways.

This video has been doing the rounds but if I remember correctly they are overly negative and are obviously not the target for Nintendo and have no intention of buying the Switch even before all the controversy.

I won't. And not even due to the bad PR. I never bought a Switch. Thought about it, but never got around to it. I guess I'm just not the target audience. Though now in thinking about it, I bet I can pick up a good condition used Switch on the cheap once this comes. Maybe I'll get the first gen Switch after all!

lol, ok. /s

WHY IS YOUR USERNAME YELLING?!

WOULDN'T THAT KIND OF DEPEND ON WHAT MING THE MERCILESS WAS PLAYING? YOU GOTTA GET SOME STRINGS IN THERE TO BE A PROPER KISS TRIBUTE BAND, SO IF HE WHIPPED OUT AN ELECTRIC MANDOLIN OR SOMETHING, I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO WHAT THEY COME UP WITH. I'M NOT SUPPORTING EITHER PERSON (FAKE OR REAL) IN ANY WAY, JUST BEING HONEST.

Nintendo bad, so don't support Nintendo. That's about it. I didn't finish it either, but I heard the rant and figured I wasn't missing much by not finishing.

Why? The first Switch is pretty fantastic for my use case, which is casual gaming w/ my kids, their friends, and my nephews/nieces. I also have a Steam Deck and most of my gaming money goes to PC games. But I do like the Zelda series, so I'll buy a handful of games now and then for the Switch (usually as gifts to my kids for X-mas or whatever to kill two birds w/ one stone).

Loud person who makes their entire personality disliking Nintendo tells you not to buy Nintendo without highlighting any good reasons, just focusing on easy to hate on reasons.