"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

@futurebird boosting this and praying my big set of Aussie followers don’t see

"Agatha. You are the size of an apple and no one wants to see that in a dark shed. Please don't come out of the floor to 'say hi'"

@futurebird OK... but Agatha reminds me of a many a nice tarantula I've met. She doesn't seem scary at all.

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

@futurebird
My wife says they're all named, "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!"

"Pull it in, Lilly! PULL! Oh no."

@futurebird (Scot accent) Spet et oot, Lelly! Tha's *my* beer!