That's why God gave us random encounters. Whos got first watch?

Holy crap, that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

Because you always get attacked by cultists or assassins in the middle of the night if you stay at an inn. Or maybe that's just a Warhammer FRPG thing?

I knew I would be compared to Brennan eventually.

2 gold?!?! I could feed a family of peasants for a year on that.

Who is that mom What's her phone number

confirmation bias

2 gold is a lot of money, tho. Inns usually deal in copper.

Ah yes, anarcho-socialist halflings, my favourite! De-shortsed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaoNLSHx_w

The gold is not for the beds

Depending on the inn really. If the innkeeper is having a long nose, a moustasche reminding you of whiskers, a tall hat that covers the ears and offers you a "safe-good sleep-night for you and your man-thing friend-allies" you kind of deserve being attacked. This happened to a group some days after they killed a human sized white furred rat and its armoured bodyguard, but letting their slaverat run away after since he didnt participate in the fighting and so was innocent.