Once I defeat David, who is a protein bar apparently, I will rule the GNC.
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Once I defeat David, who is a protein bar apparently, I will rule the GNC.
@futurebird @mcc So is ‘protein bar’ like an insult or a compliment or…
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@futurebird @mcc So is ‘protein bar’ like an insult or a compliment or…
@chartier I went looking for an answer, it is a protein bar but look at the ad. To think people will believe they will look like this after eating one. lol
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@chartier I went looking for an answer, it is a protein bar but look at the ad. To think people will believe they will look like this after eating one. lol
Protein bars are food for people who want to send their body the message there is nothing good to eat in the world. "You see? It's not worth it? Everything is terrible. This is what 'birthday cake' is now."
IDK seems kinda harsh. Just have some cake bro.
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@futurebird that is grim. Is it poisoned?
Seems like it.
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Protein bars are food for people who want to send their body the message there is nothing good to eat in the world. "You see? It's not worth it? Everything is terrible. This is what 'birthday cake' is now."
IDK seems kinda harsh. Just have some cake bro.
@futurebird @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc
Gosh. I rely on them for long drives & art workshops where the host offers something that won't agree with me. They may not be scrumptious, but they're not messy. -
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Gosh. I rely on them for long drives & art workshops where the host offers something that won't agree with me. They may not be scrumptious, but they're not messy.@Nazani @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc
Well it's really sad that now that "David" has shown up there wont be any more I suppose.
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Once I defeat David, who is a protein bar apparently, I will rule the GNC.
@futurebird I saw those in the checkout line. I read the label trying to figure out if the name was biblical. I think it’s the name of the founder? Anyway, I don’t like being so informal with protein
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@futurebird I saw those in the checkout line. I read the label trying to figure out if the name was biblical. I think it’s the name of the founder? Anyway, I don’t like being so informal with protein
I think it's about the statue of David.
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Protein bars are food for people who want to send their body the message there is nothing good to eat in the world. "You see? It's not worth it? Everything is terrible. This is what 'birthday cake' is now."
IDK seems kinda harsh. Just have some cake bro.
@futurebird @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc I'm always confused by how bad they are. Like, almost every food contains protein, right? And most food tastes good. So making a protein bar that tastes nice seems like a no brainer.
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@futurebird @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc I'm always confused by how bad they are. Like, almost every food contains protein, right? And most food tastes good. So making a protein bar that tastes nice seems like a no brainer.
@kludgekml @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc
I assumed that was by design. It's food you eat because one must eat to live. There is no joy in the protein bar.
