You've come upon a wall of text.

Roll for dyslexia...

I mean, his later solo stuff takes a lot of cues from classical music. I used him a LOT in a classical music appreciation class in college. At the end, I was asked why I didn't take the other music appreciation class - rock? Because it was only offered at 7am. Really counterintuitive for the crowd who grew up on "I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day!" You can't do that with a 7am class.

Sorry, who is the he in this case? Dio, Iommi or Ozzy?

Has he always had speech issues? I figured it was a side effect of the excessive substance abuse.

My bad, sorry, Ozzy. Don't get me wrong, respect for both Dio and Iommi for their contributions to the genre as a whole, but I was speaking specifically of Ozzy in this case.


I read the wall of text. What do I learn?

> A certain bat eating musician Is this person famous?

> getting activated like a fucking sleeper agent LOL, from that description I knew what it would be before I clicked the link. Crazy video.

Ozzy Osbourne

Roll for intelligence with disadvantage

I’d put it at like 2 or 3 lines of text not counting keywords

Oh yeah! The guy from Wizard of Oz!

Roll six for reading comprehension.

Sure, no problems, the only issue was the ambiguous use of he.

That video was incredible. Thank you very much for sharing it with me. I'm going to call my mom.

min(3,9) = 3

You try to read the wall of text, but it's written in a handwriting you have a lot of trouble deciphering. You believe that it says that the pandemic caused people to stutter and that a bard was able to cure that stuttering by singing a spell of "Silence".

Honestly, it would've been better for me if OP shared the text instead of a (slightly blurry) screenshot.