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A forum for discussing and organizing recreational softball and baseball games and leagues in the greater Halifax area.

What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

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  • ? Guest

    @Novela Oh, definitely follow me, I'm the Rupert Pupkin of the Fediverse πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    @bbsmooth Close enough! (Also, it's a low bar to entry for me to follow you, you're in)

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    • NovelaN Novela

      What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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      @Novela To me, Mitch Hedberg is the one-liner GOAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saoZjwf7Mfo

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      • Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)J Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)

        @Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:

        @MrLovenstein
        @AlarminglyBad
        @admiralwonderboat
        @lowqualityfacts
        @FoxesInLove
        @jensorensen

        and some goofy bots & joke accounts:

        @RikerGoogling
        @nocontexttrek
        @carmensandiego
        @thisemailfindsyou
        @scream
        @skeletor
        @murderbotbot
        @shakespearean_Insults

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        @jaredwhite AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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        • Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)J Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)

          @Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:

          @MrLovenstein
          @AlarminglyBad
          @admiralwonderboat
          @lowqualityfacts
          @FoxesInLove
          @jensorensen

          and some goofy bots & joke accounts:

          @RikerGoogling
          @nocontexttrek
          @carmensandiego
          @thisemailfindsyou
          @scream
          @skeletor
          @murderbotbot
          @shakespearean_Insults

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          @jaredwhite MedSystem helpfully informed me that my performance reliability was now at 58 percent and dropping, which was not a surprise.

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          • Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)J Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)

            @Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:

            @MrLovenstein
            @AlarminglyBad
            @admiralwonderboat
            @lowqualityfacts
            @FoxesInLove
            @jensorensen

            and some goofy bots & joke accounts:

            @RikerGoogling
            @nocontexttrek
            @carmensandiego
            @thisemailfindsyou
            @scream
            @skeletor
            @murderbotbot
            @shakespearean_Insults

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            @jaredwhite

            and @dgar if someone wants to see dad jokes too.

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            • Alice McFlurry :bc:A Alice McFlurry :bc:

              @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

              @the_etrain
              @adhdeanasl
              @StefanThinks
              @TheBreadmonkey
              @gregthemiller
              @LoganFive
              @maxleibman

              If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

              Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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              @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

              EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

              (also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium ❀️)

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                @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

                (also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium ❀️)

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                @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman πŸ˜‚ It was NOT a ranked list!

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                • Alice McFlurry :bc:A Alice McFlurry :bc:

                  @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

                  @the_etrain
                  @adhdeanasl
                  @StefanThinks
                  @TheBreadmonkey
                  @gregthemiller
                  @LoganFive
                  @maxleibman

                  If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

                  Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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                  @Alice Thank you for the recommendations!

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                  • Alice McFlurry :bc:A Alice McFlurry :bc:

                    @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman πŸ˜‚ It was NOT a ranked list!

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                    @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                    Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

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                      @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                      Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

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                      @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                      Only joking. Love you Max. ❀️

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                      • NovelaN Novela

                        @Alice Thank you for the recommendations!

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                        @Novela Yay! I hope you like them as much as I do! They're all wonderful people who seem to have an uncontrollable habit of saying delightfully funny things on a regular basis.

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                        • NovelaN Novela

                          What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                          @Novela

                          Hashtags are Mastodon's algorithms.

                          There is no corporate entity sending your post off to eyes that have been identified by them as fitting your criteria.

                          Hashtags are engagement, you look for ones to follow, look for followers on hashtags, you can follow a hashtag, invent new hashtags.

                          Boosting adds eyes, following adds eyes, getting followers, using hashtags adds, following tags adds.

                          Try(IDK) ? #comics #OneLiners #standup #comedian #comedienne #funny #HA

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                            @Novela

                            - @donni is a professional comedian.
                            - @the_etrain could be.

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                            @Nickiquote @Novela @donni
                            Thanks bud

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                            • Alice McFlurry :bc:A Alice McFlurry :bc:

                              @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman πŸ˜‚ It was NOT a ranked list!

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                              @Alice @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
                              Sure it wasn't πŸ˜‰ (thank you! )

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                              • Alice McFlurry :bc:A Alice McFlurry :bc:

                                @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

                                @the_etrain
                                @adhdeanasl
                                @StefanThinks
                                @TheBreadmonkey
                                @gregthemiller
                                @LoganFive
                                @maxleibman

                                If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

                                Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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                                @Alice @justincox @Novela

                                Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

                                @Nickiquote
                                @surdfish
                                @mothninja
                                @alice@lgbtqia.space
                                @futurebird
                                @benroyce
                                @GayDeceiver
                                @skinnylatte

                                So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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                                  @Novela may jokes and laughter remain, even when you’ve got no forks left to give

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                                  @Bee @Novela It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a like

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                                    @Alice @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
                                    Sure it wasn't πŸ˜‰ (thank you! )

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                                    @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                                    Says 'Mr Number 1'

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                                      @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                                      Only joking. Love you Max. ❀️

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                                      @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive
                                      Mutual, mutual!

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                                      • NovelaN Novela

                                        What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                        @Novela

                                        Follow:

                                        @davidaugust
                                        @45names

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                                        • NovelaN Novela

                                          What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                          @Novela ok but pls also share the recs you get?

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