"I am Arthgar the Everlasting, bow before my immortal pow... Could you put your pants back on please? I'm trying to monologue here"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "everlasting," eh?

Look, with time and practice come results, and an immortal lich has a lot of time on their hands, if you catch my drift

It means you can't suck me dry *wink wink*

He's only concerned because the bard is really hot and he'd totally be dtf

That's why you keep your boss dungeons cold.

That's how my bard keeps their nips tight.