@futurebird what?

@futurebird He must’ve had trouble reading the ballot. Was it translated into Feline?

@sidd_harth0_5h4h

She's 18 I have no say.

@superflippy

Pica is a she, but she's always had terrible political instincts.

@futurebird my ass thot she was running

@futurebird she had ONE job

@adriano

She tends to be attracted to weirdos and she likes his stance on declawing. IDK what to do with her.

@sidd_harth0_5h4h

They wouldn't let her on the ballot.

@futurebird
I can definitely picture her in a beret.

@snork303

She's so strange.

@futurebird

He offered the most treats. Her decision was based on an expectation of political patronage.

@futurebird ACAR

all cats are republicans

@catselbow

"meet voters where they are"

in this case under the couch, hoarding hairbands and milk caps.

@VoiceofDuum

The "temporary embarrassed millionaire" vibes work on cats.

Pica is VERY concerned about "high taxes" (she has no income... that I know of... )

@futurebird

I'm sure Mamdani would have been glad to meet her there, admire her collection, and discuss his hairband and milk cap policies.

@catselbow

She only reads the New York Post even though I keep *telling* her it's just for lining the litter box.

@futurebird right? I totally expected Felis chaus, but Curtis Sliwa, what the heck,