Lovecraft: "Write that down, write that down!"

5 years old and already an understudy of Satan!

Thanks, I hate it

Thankfully fireball exists

This is awesome!

Spider Dragonborn Sorcerer

That would actually make someone in my table pass out, not even joking

This kid will dream about Bluey and wake up in a cold sweat.

Spider dragonborn or dragon spiderborn?

Jesus fuck

See, when a spider and a dragon love each other very very much...

They did that in the newest Vecna campaign I'm running. Was indeed quite terrifying

He went on to write the storyline for blood born and design Rom, the vacuous spider.

That's what the old half-dragon template was for.


There's too many of these "that happened" posts featuring a child playing a tabletop. They would just be unfunny nonsense if it weren't framed as something a child actually said.

I get the sentiment generally, but that’s exactly how my five year old nephew talks (if I were to edit for brevity, which I appreciate in the relaying of anecdotes about five year olds, lol)

RedWyrm is especially notorious for that. Their child also doesn't age correctly.

Fun fact! This stat block predates the birth of the child in the post!