He went on to write the storyline for blood born and design Rom, the vacuous spider.

That's what the old half-dragon template was for.


There's too many of these "that happened" posts featuring a child playing a tabletop. They would just be unfunny nonsense if it weren't framed as something a child actually said.

I get the sentiment generally, but that’s exactly how my five year old nephew talks (if I were to edit for brevity, which I appreciate in the relaying of anecdotes about five year olds, lol)

RedWyrm is especially notorious for that. Their child also doesn't age correctly.

Fun fact! This stat block predates the birth of the child in the post!

This is a real stat block? The "it's" typo feels sus.

In what way is it unfunny nonsense? Seems like a legit monster to me.

It's not official, but why does that matter?


Kid knows what they’re doing.

You wasted a gallon of water for this? Fucking why? Get out of here with this ai slop

Yeah. A gallon of water might not sound like much, but it adds up. If you generate two images a day for a year, it's as bad as eating a whole cheeseburger. Assuming the gallon is accurate and not an exaggeration.

It sorta looks like somebody kitbashed a new mini and had to invent a stat block for it.

Dude, push the anti-meat shit elsewhere. AI is something that is causing new, extreme damage for literally no benefit. You're not going to convince anyone by attacking other movements. Also, I'm a vegetarian, go bark up a different tree.

Bad AI slop is bad.

Brb making a char sheet of this for my bestiary

Well, if it sounds like a legit monster, the fact that a 5yo said it wouldn't be relevant, and without it being absurd the post kinda loses all substance. It is held up by the implication that this odd exchange actually happened, which it didn't. "Imagine if there was a spider dragon with a breath attack of breathing thousands of tiny spiders" just doesn't have the same hook as this exposition.

That creature looks uncomfortable. Also, it's been a while since I did anything D&D — aren't those stats buffed a whole lot?