Kid knows what they’re doing.

You wasted a gallon of water for this? Fucking why? Get out of here with this ai slop

Yeah. A gallon of water might not sound like much, but it adds up. If you generate two images a day for a year, it's as bad as eating a whole cheeseburger. Assuming the gallon is accurate and not an exaggeration.

It sorta looks like somebody kitbashed a new mini and had to invent a stat block for it.

Dude, push the anti-meat shit elsewhere. AI is something that is causing new, extreme damage for literally no benefit. You're not going to convince anyone by attacking other movements. Also, I'm a vegetarian, go bark up a different tree.

Bad AI slop is bad.

Brb making a char sheet of this for my bestiary

Well, if it sounds like a legit monster, the fact that a 5yo said it wouldn't be relevant, and without it being absurd the post kinda loses all substance. It is held up by the implication that this odd exchange actually happened, which it didn't. "Imagine if there was a spider dragon with a breath attack of breathing thousands of tiny spiders" just doesn't have the same hook as this exposition.

That creature looks uncomfortable. Also, it's been a while since I did anything D&D — aren't those stats buffed a whole lot?

The point isn't being anti-meat, it's perspective. The water consumption of AI is completely negligible compared to literally every other facet of our consumption and really isn't worth using to demonstrate how bad AI is. AI's consumption of electricity, on the other hand...

When I have print failures, I try to kitbash failed pieces together into monstrosities. I totally believe this.

well fuck… i’m not gonna sleep tonight.

It's a tangible example that you can use to demonstrate the absolute waste to someone. Yeah, it's less water waste than electricity waste, but people can't visualize the amount of electricity being used and have that be a concrete thing in their mind. Pouring out a gallon of water is an immediately identifiable thing. And the point is to make people associate the absolute reckless waste with the use of ai.

Wait, people can’t visualize the amount of electricity used for something? Oh, right, not everyone is an [electrical engineer](https://xkcd.com/2501/).

Hebegeebees, +7

Yeah, but that one bottle is dwarfed by the 600 gallons for one cheeseburger. That's the point I, and the previous poster, are trying to make.


A Google search (ai response, so take it with a grain of salt) suggested a 5 person party could take a dragon with 136 hp and 18 a at levels 8-9 comfortably. 7-8 would be hard, 5-6 would be very difficult but possible. Depends on the DM too.

I would homebrew this as the result of a failed attempt to create a Dracolich/Drow combo. Find it restrained in a dungeon "lab", long abandoned, but still alive because it's undead.