Fake Train Announcements

“Please keep your personal belongings to yourself.”
“If you see something good for you!”
“Be kind and rewind your seat. Courtesy is contagious.”
“Courtesy is contagious, please stay 6 feet apart”
“in the event of an emergency put on your game face before helping others.”

Fake Train Announcements

“Please keep your personal belongings to yourself.”
“If you see something good for you!”
“Be kind and rewind your seat. Courtesy is contagious.”
“Courtesy is contagious, please stay 6 feet apart”
“in the event of an emergency put on your game face before helping others.”

@futurebird
"Please patronize The Gap"

@futurebird "Everything is under control. Do not panic."

Fake Train Announcements

“Please keep your personal belongings to yourself.”
“If you see something good for you!”
“Be kind and rewind your seat. Courtesy is contagious.”
“Courtesy is contagious, please stay 6 feet apart”
“in the event of an emergency put on your game face before helping others.”

Fake Train Announcements

“Please keep your personal belongings to yourself.”
“If you see something good for you!”
“Be kind and rewind your seat. Courtesy is contagious.”
“Courtesy is contagious, please stay 6 feet apart”
“in the event of an emergency put on your game face before helping others.”

@futurebird "This train is canceled due to, well, fuck you."

Oh wait sorry you meant fake announcements.