Best curse ever

Priest: I could cast Remove Cur- DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Oh no, please, don't. Hypothetically, if I were to anger you further, would she get floofier?

She’s so fluffy I’m gonna die

My party artificer, making a sheering kit...

It's pretty great that the Warlock's patron doesn't know what would actually be considered a curse for a typical mortal. Like when Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer dresses up as a bunny rabbit for Halloween because she's a demon and thinks rabbits are scary.

Lady Marshmallow travels like a Wooloo.

We will kill him.

You may sheer it, but it grows back almost instantly.

Yay, infinite money glitch, let's retire from adventurer life and just become wool traders

It also disappears from your hands. Monkey paw that wish!

And it's not even a shiny... which means Lady Marshmallow survived the great Wooloo massaker.