@futurebird she knows all your tricked

@futurebird You are being judged and found wanting...

@aadeacon @futurebird

@futurebird Happy Caturday!

@futurebird that's a straight up

@funkula

That is her perfect natural little face.

It's what she thinks of you, of me, of the whole world.

@futurebird

@futurebird

Big "this is the best y'all primates could do?" energy.

We could learn a thing or two from her, don't you think?

@futurebird

@futurebird Picaaaaa

@TheOtterDragon

She has heard your cries. She asks "what have you brought to please me? Or do you disturb me for no reason?"

@futurebird
Can you tell her that I'm sorry, I bring neither tuna nor scritches (for lack of hands here), nothing but my neverending worship of her perfection

@futurebird «I want to speak with the manager about the weather conditions. Right now »

@futurebird hello Pica! Should I address you as royalty? Was I supposed to wait for you to speak first? Regal cat protocol is always difficult to remember.

@futurebird @TheOtterDragon Charley had Pica's energy.

@kimlockhartga @TheOtterDragon

What a remarkable little gentleman.

@futurebird @kimlockhartga Very dignified.

@TheOtterDragon @futurebird He was a character. I adopted him from a shelter. I walked in a circle in front of all the cats there, and waited to see which cat took notice. I wanted a cat to choose me.

@futurebird Pica looks like I owe her money & it's due, NOW