@futurebird

@futurebird

Big "this is the best y'all primates could do?" energy.

We could learn a thing or two from her, don't you think?

@futurebird

@futurebird Picaaaaa

@TheOtterDragon

She has heard your cries. She asks "what have you brought to please me? Or do you disturb me for no reason?"

@futurebird
Can you tell her that I'm sorry, I bring neither tuna nor scritches (for lack of hands here), nothing but my neverending worship of her perfection

@futurebird «I want to speak with the manager about the weather conditions. Right now »

@futurebird hello Pica! Should I address you as royalty? Was I supposed to wait for you to speak first? Regal cat protocol is always difficult to remember.

@futurebird @TheOtterDragon Charley had Pica's energy.

@kimlockhartga @TheOtterDragon

What a remarkable little gentleman.

@futurebird @kimlockhartga Very dignified.

@TheOtterDragon @futurebird He was a character. I adopted him from a shelter. I walked in a circle in front of all the cats there, and waited to see which cat took notice. I wanted a cat to choose me.

@futurebird Pica looks like I owe her money & it's due, NOW

@futurebird Can't fool me. That's not a scowl, that's a fuzzy lovey face.

@sbourne

Please imagine you are sleeping, fitfully. There is a ... pressure on your chest. What is this ... great weight on your breast? Hazy and confused you part your sleepy eyes.

And get the macro view of this face, filling your world. Everything is Pica. Looking into your eyes. Waiting. But for what?

The warm weight on your chest shifts, a tiny paw touches your chin.

"Wake up. Isn't it time you did something for me?"

It is well past that time. And? You know it.

This is how i LIVE.