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Duke Nukem Rights Acquired by Devil May Cry and Castlevania Showrunner

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    Duke could try to reconnect with his daughter, in a world under the benevolent rule of the aliens.
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    That'd work.... In a *very* strange reboot of Johnny Bravo, who was a much more positive parody of characters *like* Duke Nukem who'd bag 'em, tag 'em, and jet to the next bed.
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      sounds great to me we need more big dumbass corny action flicks about buff dudes and hot ladies
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      Right. A Duke Nukem movie is impossible in the same way a Baywatch movie was, but that turned out pretty fun and...well...less offensive than expected..? I don't think it's a particularity great idea, but I like to imagine that it's possible for a Duke Nukem film to keep what's fun without being as cringe as the original. If nothing else, the original games were just "Mario had a gun now."
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      • R righthandofikaros@lemmy.world
        Ah great. Duke's dead.
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        [Sometimes, dead is better.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHblwT1Xl2c)
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          [Sometimes, dead is better.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHblwT1Xl2c)
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          That is true. To be fair, Duke is already dead. But now he will be even deader.
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          • M mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
            Reposting some thoughts from /r/Civvie11, when Randy Pitchford stepped down: ----- I admire their optimism for a Duke Nukem redemption. I don't share it, but I admire it. Some characters are *deeply* rooted in a particular era. Personally, if I had crazy billionaire money, the route I'd go is less Johnny Bravo (self-obsessed dork with limitless self-confidence) and more like a shameless hedonist who knows what he's into and just does not waste time worrying about anything else. The kind of machismo-driven maniac who'd exit an exploding spaceship wearing a parachute and carrying a rescued blonde, have some one-liner suggesting a dramatic kiss as debris rains around them, take no for an answer, and then have a *followup* line playing off the situation. An egomaniac whose only response to aliens dropping a building-sized effigy mocking him is to admire the likeness - possibly after adding sunglasses, using a rocket launcher and their ships. The durable goal is a larger-than-life figure like Theodore Roosevelt. Some fearless asshole with enough money and fame to try all the stupid shit that sounds equal parts impressive and deadly, and enough skill, brawn, and sheer dumb luck to survive it all. Someone who - if he is not already in the authorities' short list of troubleshooters to call when trouble arises and needs shooting - shows up anyway, kicks a jawdropping quantity of ass, and shakes the hand of whichever military or police leader marches up to call him a reckless idiot. (And if we jump-cut to him in a holding cell, he'd use an improvised hook to reach past the keys and grab his cigar.) Toxic fuckboys are still going to distort that into support for their "nice guy" delusions of adequacy, but it's not like they'd be scared off by cliche scenes of polite respect and private complexity. Duke Nukem is is not a deep character. He's never gonna be the kind of guy to wax poetic about the nature of masculinity. He's unlikely to express any emotion besides anger, explosion, and penis. But the list of people whose urethras he'd invert with his boot includes a lot of assholes who think they're like him just because they drink and curse and piss people off. It should be a fun line to ride. Duke is simple. He's not charismatic. He's not anyone you'd like in real life. He's a shallow dickhead who wants to be surrounded by shallow floozies, until shit goes down, at which point he'll strut through hell rearranging the faces and organs of whoever ruined his caveman paradise, and then he'll want to be surrounded by shallow floozies whilst watching himself on TV. It would be goddamn near impossible to make that both realistic and tolerable, but it should not be terribly difficult to make it entertaining. ----- DNF was a miss on most fronts. However: I think Johnny Bravo is a good example of what not to do, because he's not taken seriously by anyone. Not in his world or in ours. Duke can't have that... epic loserdom, I guess, where no amount of disrespect phases him. He's not Peter Parker shooting finger-guns in Spider-Man 3. ----- Being a loser doesn't mean being a bad person, it means lacking respect from others. It's a sort of social failure. Arguably the whole gag for Johnny Bravo is that he's socially inept in a harmless and predictable way. And either in spite of that or because of that, the near-universal rejection never bothers him. You can't do that to Duke without ruining him. His machismo is not a punchline. He is genuinely a capable and witty protagonist, molded in traditional masculinity, draped in the trappings of late-20th-century excess. The difference between 90s games and now is that no sane dev team would start by saying "and any guy who's not like him is a WUSSAY!" But I feel like actively undermining his self-image for the audience is the same mistake for a new generation. There's nothing inherently wrong with gym rats who enjoy whiskey and cigars and loose women. It is a common archetype that many people strive for, and Duke embodies it with zero irony. He can be that kind of guy without also being a complete douchebag. And the script doesn't have to mock or sideline him to do it. Less Jack Burton, more RJ MacReady.
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            The original Duke was much closer to what you described, funnily enough. Go back and play Duke Nukem 1 and 2, before the 3D era when they made the misogyny of the character much more overt.
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              I have wanted to see him interact with Sal in some capacity for the longest time. I feel like there could be at least some "a better you" gags on Duke.
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              I feel Duke, Torgue, and Sal would make for a dialogue that is as equally epic as it is brain rotting.
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                The original Duke was much closer to what you described, funnily enough. Go back and play Duke Nukem 1 and 2, before the 3D era when they made the misogyny of the character much more overt.
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                It's not a coincidence. I know DN2 began with a talk-show cutscene promoting his book, Why I'm So Great. It's a narrative self-awareness where the character is not in on the joke. DNF referenced that, but really whiffed on the tone. The oft-forgotten origin of the character is as a beeftank dipshit who nevertheless does save the Earth. DN3D's immutable extension of that was crass humor and lurid sensibilities - but that doesn't require manosphere bigots would celebrate the end result. Duke, the character, can be just as intolerant of any human fuckboy who disrespects "our chicks."
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                  Duke Nukem doesn't really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
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                    Aww just the screen rights, I thought this was about someone else acquiring the Duke franchise
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                      Oh yeahhh
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                        Duke Nukem doesn't really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
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                        Just get Gianni Matragrano on the team and let him go nuts.
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                          Duke Nukem doesn't really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
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                          I dunno, it was pretty over the top back then already. Just lean into it, put him across some ultra feminist and let them both grow from it. Similar to Austin Powers. I think Civvie said something along those lines in his DN Forever video.
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                            I dunno, it was pretty over the top back then already. Just lean into it, put him across some ultra feminist and let them both grow from it. Similar to Austin Powers. I think Civvie said something along those lines in his DN Forever video.
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                            That sounds โ€ฆ genius
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                              Duke Nukem doesn't really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
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                              i love the new headcanon duke that the internet has developed after the games. he's still a rabid womanizer, but he's wizened with age and become a _supportive_ womanizer. "nobody messes with our chicks and lives" applies to _all_ women. trans women are women because hey, more chicks is always good.
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                                Duke Nukem doesn't really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
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                                They could pull a Spec Ops: The Line, and use the franchise flag to pull a masterful writing twist that analyzes the original gluttony in a confrontational way.
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                                  I dunno, it was pretty over the top back then already. Just lean into it, put him across some ultra feminist and let them both grow from it. Similar to Austin Powers. I think Civvie said something along those lines in his DN Forever video.
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                                  > Similar to Austin Powers. I think Civvie said something along those lines in his DN Forever video. you made me watch a film length amount of yt videos, I didn't catch the Austin powers thing. I did hear something that sounded like it was out of JazzPunk though https://youtu.be/HZht1yRZ4Yg?t=1342
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                                    "NO! GOD NO! PLEASE GOD NO!"
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                                      Duke Nukem doesn't really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
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                                      He's gonna be pansexual now and it'll be fantastic
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                                        He's gonna be pansexual now and it'll be fantastic
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                                        "Let God sort 'em out!" - 2025 Duke Nukem upon entering the orgy.
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                                          As someone who has a giant soft spot in her heart for Duke, what story is there to tell? Duke Nukem is a simple man. He's here to fuck up alien bastards(for taking the babes, crashing his ride, generally existing), save attractive women, and *maybe* remember to pick up that pack of gum on his way home. He's not really even a "character", he's a walking embodiment of 80s and 90s machismo with big guns and less plot that the typical comic book of the time. He's a machine built for one-liners. He's a never-ending thoughtless action flick you love *because* it takes so little actual thought to enjoy.
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                                          Duke Nukem + Wolfenstein team up
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