I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird nobody said you were just one ant!
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@futurebird that's all well and good, but do you suppose ants could ride Sea-Doos?
Who needs a sea-doo when you are the master of surface tension? And basically Jesus.
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird @mayintoronto Ah, there’s no antecedent.
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Who needs a sea-doo when you are the master of surface tension? And basically Jesus.
@futurebird But if you ask me if I've heard crazier things than ants riding sea-doos...
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No, this is silly ants are concerned with digging simple holes and being very nice creatures that help keep the forest clean. They don't want to use the internet to do anything so complex and frustrating. Just don't worry about it I think.
@futurebird Oh. My. God. The internet's just a distraction created by the ant people to stop us from noticing that they've taken over our pantries?!?!!!
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird All you need is some image recognition for mandibles and antennae... well, simulating output to the chemoreceptors might pose a problem...
I still think going the fungus route is the way to communicate with ants: A bit slow, but very robust.
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird The input side doesn't seem too bad in principle, but how would ant-friendly output work? Everything would have to be converted to chemical signals, wouldn't it?
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@futurebird The input side doesn't seem too bad in principle, but how would ant-friendly output work? Everything would have to be converted to chemical signals, wouldn't it?
Some ants have pretty big eyes. But smells would be helpful, probably beyond human technological sophistication to make such a thing, though. So yet another reason why it's not possible.
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird An ant could get Archy, the typing cockroach, to enter the toots.
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird
That's just what an ant posting on the internet would say.🤨
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@futurebird
That's just what an ant posting on the internet would say.🤨
no no no don't be silly. Ants don't know how to talk or make memes or anything like that. come on.
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Some ants have pretty big eyes. But smells would be helpful, probably beyond human technological sophistication to make such a thing, though. So yet another reason why it's not possible.
@futurebird @timtfj The book Empire of the Ants (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_Ants_(novel)) features a computer interface, Dr. Livingstone, which let's humans and ants engage in two-way communication. The book is, however, fiction, but I think it's well worth a read. My layman's interest in ants grew from reading that book as a teenager.
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
@futurebird Are you trying to convince some contrarian to hurry up and build a computer interface suitable for ants?
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Some ants have pretty big eyes. But smells would be helpful, probably beyond human technological sophistication to make such a thing, though. So yet another reason why it's not possible.
@futurebird @timtfj I dunno; with six legs and mandibles there could be a sort of braille output??
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I can't be "an ant pretending to be a person on the internet"
I post about human stuff all the time and no one has made a computer interface suitable for ants yet. So it's impossible.
Talk to Hank Pym.
[Diagram of Hank Pym's cybernetic helmet, which allows him to talk to ants]
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Some ants have pretty big eyes. But smells would be helpful, probably beyond human technological sophistication to make such a thing, though. So yet another reason why it's not possible.
@futurebird How well can they see? I did read a research paper years ago which determined that they could tell the difference between a triangle standing on its base and an inverted one, at least. (It was to do with their use of vision for navigation, IIRC.)
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@futurebird How well can they see? I did read a research paper years ago which determined that they could tell the difference between a triangle standing on its base and an inverted one, at least. (It was to do with their use of vision for navigation, IIRC.)
It varies by species a great deal. Some of the ants that hunt alone have vision that can rival bees (though probably not as good as bees)
Gigantiops destructor, most Myrmecia, Harpegnathos... but, then you have many army ants who are blind. Their eyes are reduced to simple light detectors if present at all. They hunt in groups by touch.
Myrmecia (common name "bull ants") will track a person walking by their nest, turning as you pass.
I wonder what ants were used in that study?
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@futurebird How well can they see? I did read a research paper years ago which determined that they could tell the difference between a triangle standing on its base and an inverted one, at least. (It was to do with their use of vision for navigation, IIRC.)
I'm a little obsessed with this large eye'd ant: Santschiella
There is very little information on how she might live. She doesn't have long legs, but still has big eyes like other hunting ants.
What could it mean?
myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)
Attached: 1 image For on the other side of the Atlantic ocean there is another ant. She also has huge eyes. But, her legs and antennae are shorter and more stout. She isn't closely related to Gigantiops, but really we know very little about this ant. There are no photos of living specimens. There are only three papers. This ant has only been collected a few times in human history. It may well be extinct. Santschiella kohli of Congo and Zaire. One of the only known specimens is the the basement of the AMNH 2/
Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)
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@futurebird that's all well and good, but do you suppose ants could ride Sea-Doos?
@cjust @futurebird "You're an ant comin' up in a tough neighbourhood. Never caught a break in your whole life. All of a sudden there is a team of scientists outside your door with a Seadoo. Dan look me right in the eye and tell me you don't ride it."
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It varies by species a great deal. Some of the ants that hunt alone have vision that can rival bees (though probably not as good as bees)
Gigantiops destructor, most Myrmecia, Harpegnathos... but, then you have many army ants who are blind. Their eyes are reduced to simple light detectors if present at all. They hunt in groups by touch.
Myrmecia (common name "bull ants") will track a person walking by their nest, turning as you pass.
I wonder what ants were used in that study?
@futurebird I don't kniw, but could theoretically find out—I took out a subscription to Nature one year, and it'll be somewhere in my pile of them . . .
As I remember, they concluded that the ants seemed to remember navigation information as a sequence of visual "snapshots" at specific locations (I think they mentioned the ants periodically turning round to look back at a landmark they'd recently left). I found it fascinating.
