The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
@futurebird@sauropods.win She's been listening to some questionable isopodcasts, hasn't she
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
@futurebird
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@futurebird@sauropods.win She's been listening to some questionable isopodcasts, hasn't she
Maybe? Still I think a show like "Ice Road Truckers" only it's "Forest Leaf Haulers" could have legs!
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Maybe? Still I think a show like "Ice Road Truckers" only it's "Forest Leaf Haulers" could have legs!
Six legs, specifically!
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@futurebird
My self-esteem is shot.Ants will do that.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win She's been listening to some questionable isopodcasts, hasn't she
I mean, if anyone has ever been a "muscle head" it's a leafcutter major. Those big heads are not full of brains!
(the medium sized ants tend to have the largest brains. The big girls have muscle.)
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
@futurebird I need "how much fungal volume have you generated today?" on a motivational poster
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@futurebird I need "how much fungal volume have you generated today?" on a motivational poster
