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@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield
This is like that fertility company that was marketing around the city with some kind of eugenics sounding nonsense.
They want everyone to have to discus this.
I don't think it worked for the fertility company. Will it work for these guys? IDK.
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
They might as well've advertised "The Manliest Chickie Nuggies Your Mom Never Made You. All Cock Meat, Bro".
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@mattsheffield They need all this to affirm their gender & they still cry about transgender people taking HRT.
Some day I'll see a gendered product so bad that it will make my balls explode.
@mattsheffield Actually, someone's balls did explode because of this.
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@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield
This is like that fertility company that was marketing around the city with some kind of eugenics sounding nonsense.
They want everyone to have to discus this.
I don't think it worked for the fertility company. Will it work for these guys? IDK.
@futurebird @ai6yr @CStamp @mattsheffield I highly doubt it.
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield I gagged and almost threw up (due to me fighting the urge) just looking at this....
it screams toxic masculinity!!!
As a gay cis man who does not conform to social norms (with some marginalized identities) I find this utterly repulsive!!!
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@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird
I enjoyed this writeup
I'm a 40-year-old woman. So why did I spend a week eating Man Cereal?
Man Cereal wants you to "add some balls to your breakfast." Is the creatine craze out of control?
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@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird
I enjoyed this writeup
I'm a 40-year-old woman. So why did I spend a week eating Man Cereal?
Man Cereal wants you to "add some balls to your breakfast." Is the creatine craze out of control?
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But the actual taste test? Flanzraich agreed itβs stunningly bleak. "Unfortunately, it tastes like drywall. And I'd rather eat drywall," he said.

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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
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@twipped @futurebird No, it's Kix in the balls.
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield I mean a lot of that stuff is toxic and will shorten your stupid, incel life by decades. Eat it up!! Shove it into your gaping mouths.
We have one family member somewhere married to a right wing male, and he is on death's door because of COPD, like many right wing males in their mid 40s. I offered to buy him bacon wrapped twinkies and packs of unfiltered cigs every single remaining day of his life.
Let them eat their "Man cereal" lmaaao

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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield I'm gonna say yea, they were sold on Trump. Obviously, they'll buy into pretty much anything.
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield Cum balls? I think gay people should be delighted...
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield This is just kix. fuggin KIX! To the balls I say.
But also, yes. I think so!
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield The graphic is wrong on the truck. One ball should be lower than the other, and for the target audience, the size of marbles.
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield ....Needs Giant GooglyEyes.
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But the actual taste test? Flanzraich agreed itβs stunningly bleak. "Unfortunately, it tastes like drywall. And I'd rather eat drywall," he said.

@petes_bread_eqn_xls @bolderbekah "The creatine-boosted crunch left a gritty after-texture that feels like it might still lurk in my mouth until I die."

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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield #eagletactical products are finally here!!
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Is marketing to right-wing incels really this easy?
I guess we'll see.
@mattsheffield but killing them via kidney failure is really slow
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls @bolderbekah "The creatine-boosted crunch left a gritty after-texture that feels like it might still lurk in my mouth until I die."

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@ai6yr @CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird
I just don't think the world is ready for misogynistic vegetarian cereal puffs sweetened with stevia
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