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@mattsheffield I mean a lot of that stuff is toxic and will shorten your stupid, incel life by decades. Eat it up!! Shove it into your gaping mouths.

We have one family member somewhere married to a right wing male, and he is on death's door because of COPD, like many right wing males in their mid 40s. I offered to buy him bacon wrapped twinkies and packs of unfiltered cigs every single remaining day of his life.

Let them eat their "Man cereal" lmaaao

@mattsheffield I'm gonna say yea, they were sold on Trump. Obviously, they'll buy into pretty much anything.

@mattsheffield Cum balls? I think gay people should be delighted...

@mattsheffield This is just kix. fuggin KIX! To the balls I say.

But also, yes. I think so!

@mattsheffield The graphic is wrong on the truck. One ball should be lower than the other, and for the target audience, the size of marbles.

@mattsheffield ....Needs Giant GooglyEyes.

@petes_bread_eqn_xls @bolderbekah "The creatine-boosted crunch left a gritty after-texture that feels like it might still lurk in my mouth until I die."

@mattsheffield #eagletactical products are finally here!!

@mattsheffield but killing them via kidney failure is really slow

@akamran omg looool.

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I just don't think the world is ready for misogynistic vegetarian cereal puffs sweetened with stevia