@futurebird Look I'm just saying, there's s clear difference between them, "cat burgler" is in our culture and vocabulary a STOCK PHRASE.

@futurebird ... so clearly ant crime is the FAR more dire concern. Nobody's watching them! Who KNOWS what they're capable of getting up to!

@futurebird definitely cat crime. I'm required to fend off nearly nightly attempted smothering.

@futurebird
how does cat crime keep you up?

@llewelly @futurebird it's not so much the fear that keeps me up. More so the sound of small objects being gingerly knocked off tables and countertops.

@eric @futurebird
have you tried hiding the ginger?

If cat did not have ginger, cat could not gingerly knock off tables, countertops, and other high places.

@llewelly @futurebird tried this once. Ended up just causing cat to angrily knock over all the things trying to find the ginger.

@esvrld @futurebird Even as we speak, the Ants are building an advanced civilization right under our noses, and when the time is right, they will topple humanity.

@wavesculptor @vfrmedia @funkula @futurebird
You might have a colony of carpenter ants in the wall.I suggest inspecting for damage.

@Tattie @futurebird @vfrmedia @funkula

@wavesculptor @Tattie @vfrmedia @funkula

Where is "meandering is mandatory"